lunes, 26 de agosto de 2013

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On “Walking Dead”

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On “Walking Dead”

1. When Daryl slings a crossbow over his shoulder, the heavens part and a blinding white light of sexual heat appears.

When Daryl slings a crossbow over his shoulder, the heavens part and a blinding white light of sexual heat appears.


2. But even when the heavens don’t part, his arm muscles flex and bring all the zombies to the yard.

But even when the heavens don't part, his arm muscles flex and bring all the zombies to the yard.

3. Sometimes he nods, and it’s sexy as hell.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

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4. Other times, his hair flutters slightly in the wind and I black out a little.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

5. Occasionally he shoots a gun of awesome through our heads, and that is also super-hot.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

6. He’s a man who makes threats so confidently that it actually makes my heart race in delicious fear.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

7. A man who doesn’t take shit from anyone.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"
And we like that.

8. Can deftly fight sass with sass.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

9. And knows what’s really important* during a zombie apocalypse.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"
*Drinking heavily.

10. He’s fiercely loyal, especially when it comes to family. (Hello, marriage material!)

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

11. And even if it seems like all Daryl does is kill, kill, kill, then pose like some manic Greek god…

And even if it seems like all Daryl does is kill, kill, kill, then pose like some manic Greek god...

12. …the truth is, he has a super-soft side when it comes to protecting those who need it most.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"
Just look at him feeding Rick’s daughter, Little Ass-Kicker!

13. And isn’t afraid to put his life in danger if it means saving someone else’s. Swoon.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"
Remember how long he held out hope for Sophia?!

14. In fact, sometimes he has so many beautiful emotions that it’s hard to hold them in.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

15. They well out of his beautiful eyes, and force our eyes to also leak out less beautiful tears.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

16. But he’s still a total badass who rides a motorcycle.

But he's still a total badass who rides a motorcycle.

17. And he’ll shoot the undead in the face for you.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

18. Or chop their heads off while flashing some sexy midriff as a bonus.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

19. Hells bells, even a poncho won’t stop this man from kicking some serious ass!

Hells bells, even a poncho won't stop this man from kicking some serious ass!

20. Because in the words of Daryl…

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

21. Killing zombies is a dirty job, but Daryl knows how to get it done while keeping his cool.

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

22. And by “keeping his cool,” I mean “throwing some smoking-hot eyes our way.”

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

23. To be fair, who needs eyes when you’ve got hair like this?

To be fair, who needs eyes when you've got hair like this?

24. Or arrows, in general.

Or arrows, in general.

25. The only thing Daryl doesn’t need are words…

28 Reasons Why Daryl Dixon Is The Sexiest Man On "Walking Dead"

26. …because beautiful people don’t need words to light a fire in our loins.

...because beautiful people don't need words to light a fire in our loins.

27. All they need is their stunning face.

All they need is their stunning face.

28. Or in general, their body. Oh my stars. DEM. ARMS. Now I can’t breathe… The air is escaping my lungs and…

Or in general, their body. Oh my stars. DEM. ARMS. Now I can't breathe... The air is escaping my lungs and...

Yes, yes it’s happened: I’ve died from happiness and returned as an undead wannabe bride of Daryl. It’s majestic.

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